The Conspiracy Against Exercise
New York Times blogger Tara Parker-Pope had an interesting post last week, When Fitness Means Life or Death. It's about a new Discovery Health reality TV show where contestants compete to see if they are fit enough to escape from a disaster like a sinking car or a fire in a high-rise building.
Parker-Pope points out that the show's central question goes beyond mere entertainment: On 9/11 she found herself needing to flee down 9 flights of stairs only to find herself stuck behind a slow-moving, obese woman.
This all got me thinking about the conspiracy against exercise that has been evolving in this country, especially since 9/11: the conspiracy against the public staircase.
In recent years I have found that with the exception of universities, almost all public buildings (including Seattle's brand new Central Library) have sealed-off their staircases, making them "staff only"--although the staff insist, when questioned, that the public will be allowed to use them in case of an emergency.
Even more egregious are the buildings where you can't even find the staircase. Being the persistent type that I am, I always search for the mythic staircase and will pester any available staff until I uncover its secret location.
What I usually find is that many medical buildings and office towers have actually removed the signage both to and above their staircases, even in those rare instances where the public is allowed to enter the hallowed stairwell. How many non-employees would know that the unmarked brown door hiding over in the darkly lit corner actually leads to the building's one precious staircase?
I consider this to be a public health crisis on two levels. First, we're a nation that's growing ever more obese--and our health is suffering as a consequence. Why on earth do want to discourage people from walking up or down a few flights of stairs?
Second--and more frightening--is the question of what would happen in a bona fide emergency. Especially if the staircases are unmarked and don't have signage, how will anyone find them?
Even if the staircases aren't totally obscured, ask yourself an honest question: if you were stuck in a blazing, smoky fire on the 7th floor of a large urban library, would you prefer to be in a building where only the staff were familiar with the location of the staircases? Or would you prefer to be in a building where maybe 20% of the patrons had also been taking the stairs regularly?
Parker-Pope points out that the show's central question goes beyond mere entertainment: On 9/11 she found herself needing to flee down 9 flights of stairs only to find herself stuck behind a slow-moving, obese woman.
This all got me thinking about the conspiracy against exercise that has been evolving in this country, especially since 9/11: the conspiracy against the public staircase.
In recent years I have found that with the exception of universities, almost all public buildings (including Seattle's brand new Central Library) have sealed-off their staircases, making them "staff only"--although the staff insist, when questioned, that the public will be allowed to use them in case of an emergency.
Even more egregious are the buildings where you can't even find the staircase. Being the persistent type that I am, I always search for the mythic staircase and will pester any available staff until I uncover its secret location.
What I usually find is that many medical buildings and office towers have actually removed the signage both to and above their staircases, even in those rare instances where the public is allowed to enter the hallowed stairwell. How many non-employees would know that the unmarked brown door hiding over in the darkly lit corner actually leads to the building's one precious staircase?
I consider this to be a public health crisis on two levels. First, we're a nation that's growing ever more obese--and our health is suffering as a consequence. Why on earth do want to discourage people from walking up or down a few flights of stairs?
Second--and more frightening--is the question of what would happen in a bona fide emergency. Especially if the staircases are unmarked and don't have signage, how will anyone find them?
Even if the staircases aren't totally obscured, ask yourself an honest question: if you were stuck in a blazing, smoky fire on the 7th floor of a large urban library, would you prefer to be in a building where only the staff were familiar with the location of the staircases? Or would you prefer to be in a building where maybe 20% of the patrons had also been taking the stairs regularly?